Stop pulling data.
Start pulling verdicts.
Type the decision you're trying to make. The agent picks sources, scrapes them, runs the analysis, and gives you a one-line answer with the receipts.
Type a decision you're avoiding.
Pick a starter or write your own. We'll show you what the agent would scrape, what it would analyze, and what it would tell you to do. No signup until you want the full report.
Apify gives you a CSV. We give you the call.
Same scrape job. Same 412 twitter accounts. The difference is what you walk away with.
| handle | followers | tweet | timestamp | engagement |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| @solwhale_ | 14,221 | SOL is going to $400 EOY trust me | 2024-12-18 03:14 | 1,204 |
| @degen_alpha9 | 892 | massive unlock incoming, accumulate | 2024-12-18 03:21 | 87 |
| @cryptoking42 | 3,109 | nobody is bullish enough on $SOL | 2024-12-18 04:02 | 412 |
| @onchain_pepe | 619 | jan unlock is bullish actually | 2024-12-18 04:18 | 52 |
| @yieldfarmer__ | 2,440 | SOL setup looking clean here | 2024-12-18 04:33 | 198 |
| @trader_anon | 11,802 | longing into the unlock, easy money | 2024-12-18 05:01 | 933 |
| @flipperking | 402 | load up on $SOL before jan 14 | 2024-12-18 05:14 | 23 |
| @degentrader00 | 1,221 | SOL bull case is undeniable | 2024-12-18 05:39 | 114 |
| @web3frog | 5,028 | this dip is a gift, longing | 2024-12-18 06:02 | 302 |
| @chartwizard_ | 8,191 | SOL/USD breakout imminent | 2024-12-18 06:18 | 551 |
- 264 of 412 bullish accounts < 90 days old → twitter.com/i/...
- Wallet cluster overlap: 4 funders → dune.com/heeo/cluster
- Engagement-to-follower ratio 8.2× organic baseline → internal
Three real runs from last week.
Anonymized but actual. Each is a question someone asked the agent, the sources it pulled, and the verdict it returned.
- Cluster A funded 38 accounts via same exchange withdrawal pattern
- Top 200 replies share 92% lexical overlap (n-gram analysis)
- Discord moderators cross-posted same talking points within 4-min window
- Company A: 14→47 employees in 11 mo, no funding round filed → linkedin
- Company B: 3 founders, $0 raised, 2.4k MAU on PH listing → producthunt
- Company C: 89% of reviews from accounts <30 days old → flagged
- 0 new hires posted since Nov 2 (vs 4-5/mo prior trailing 6mo)
- 2 senior eng departures in last 30 days, not backfilled → linkedin
- Wellfound listings reduced from 12 → 3 active roles
What's under the hood. No hype.
We don't do magic. We do clean scrapers, source-aware models, and a refusal layer that flags low-confidence answers instead of bluffing them.
Pay for verdicts, not seats.
Two ways to use it. Pick the one that matches how you actually work.
- Up to 5,000 rows scraped per run
- All sources
- Receipts + source links
- No subscription
- 100 reports/mo included, then $0.04/row
- Saved scrapers + scheduled runs
- Slack + email delivery
- API access
A note on why this exists.
I built scrapers for traders for two years. Every single one of them asked the same follow-up: "okay but what should I do with this?" Apify gives you the rows. ChatGPT will hallucinate an answer. Neither will tell you when the data isn't enough to decide. That gap is what this is.
If you're already comfortable wiring up scrapers and prompts yourself, you don't need me. If you'd rather type the question and get the call, that's what you're paying for.